My 1st haircut!

My first haircut was on my 9 month birthday at a place called Boogaloos. It was pretty cool, I sat in an airplane while the lady cut it. The lady had mom squirt water into my mouth from a spraybottle to try to distract me. I am no dummy, I knew what they where trying to do. I just liked the water. She spiked it into a faux-hawk. I am a ladies man now.